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July 2010

201 A-List Tips to Rock Your Blog

There is a free .pdf that you can download (for the cost of your email address).

Just started looking at it and it is pretty good. I trust the authors, so I thought I would pass this link on.

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Not Shy?

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Have you ever sent out a mass unsolicited email?

I'm about to.

All those friends, family and acquaintances who haven't heard from me in months or years are about to hear from me.

What will I be saying?
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I'm not sure of the specifics, but it will basically go something like this:
Please help me to find clients who need custom websites. Small businesses or individuals who are looking to use a website or blog to grow should check out tinynow.com and get on the Slick Little Newsletter mailing list.

Why?  
 
Two reasons. 
 
1)In August, Tinynow Design (my new company) will be giving away a free website. The contest details will be in the first issue and will arrive in your inbox during the first week in August - unless you don't join the list. 
 
2)There are 99 reasons to hire Tinynow Design to build you a beautiful, functional, affordable, and accessible website - analyze them here

What do you think?

Annoying, persuasive - a little bit of both?
 
I'd really love to get some general advice on how to approach asking people you haven't heard from to help you out.

Luckily, I'm not really asking for anything but a few minutes of their time and attention - but I value my time and attention highly, so I'd like to provide them with a feeling that it was worth it to click a few links and get distracted for a little while....

Anyway, let me know what you think. 

 

 
 

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Good Joke About Speed Dating

When you open up with, "I'm kind of important, so you should listen to me," you mat be off to a good start. This is Nick Thune.

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Help A Clown Get A Job

I just got off the phone with Jusby the Clown

He was asking for some advice about how to find his dream job.

Or at least a better-paying, slightly dreamy job.

What kind of job do you imagine for a guy can get people to do this?
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All the Images for My New Website Stacked In a Pile!

I'm almost ready to launch my web design business site - you can imagine that I spent a lot of time messing with images.

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Before laying them out into on big image file - called an "image sprite" - I imported all of them into Gimp - a powerful and free image editing program.

I liked the way it looked all by itself.

Not all the images are used on the final version of the site, but man! I want to use them all.

 

 

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7 Job Tips From A Confederacy of Dunces

7. When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him. -Jonathan Swift

6."I find, dear reader, that I have grown accustomed to the hectic pace of office life... I have succeeded in in initiating several work-saving methods. I have taken to arriving at the office one hour later than I am expected. Therefore, I am far more rested and refreshed when I do arrive, and I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality. My innovation in connection with the filing system must remain secret for the moment, for it is rather revolutionary..."
~ Ignatius J. Reilly (as filing clerk) in Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

5. 'Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' 

4. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe.'

3. 'I am still in the process of adapting myself to the tension of the working world.'

2. I do admire the terror which Negroes are able to inspire in the hearts of some members of the white proletariat and only wish (This is a rather personal confession.) that I possessed the ability to similarly terrorize. The Negro terrorizes simply by being himself; I however, must browbeat a bit in order to achieve the same end. Perhaps I should have been a Negro. I suspect that I would have been a rather large and terrifying one, continually pressing my ample thigh against the withered thighs of old white ladies in public conveyances a great deal and eliciting more than one shriek of panic. Then, too, if I were a Negro, I would not be pressured by my mother to find a good job, for no good jobs would be available. Pg. 123

1. Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking. Pg. 156

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Tweets and Howls: An Email Conversation

On Mon, Jul 12, 2010 at 4:00 PM, Good Dude wrote:

The internet “scatters our attention,” says Nicholas Carr, turning us “into lab rats pressing levers to get tiny pellets of social and intellectual nourishment”... more»

From: Matthew Kreiling [mailto:kreiling@gmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:02 AM
To: Good Dude
Subject: Re: Have you heard of this man Nicholas Carr (saw him on the Daily Show)...

 I read and wrote about his article in the Atlantic. Google makes us stupid or something.

I don't really buy it. Intellectuals imagine that everyone once had their kind of focus and "long moments" but I think life is a series of snapshots anyway.

 This short talk is by another brilliant guy, who actually concedes - at the end - that there is a possibility that we are being "honed into a more succinct cognitive paradigm" and we should study it and our teachers need to "manage" it - doing such things as putting the long form books on the internet.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boj8VYzDAy

On Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 9:38 AM Good Dude wrote: This was my very next click!  

TWEET.

BY OYL MILLER

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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brevity, over-connectedness, emotionally starving for attention, dragging themselves through virtual communities at 3 am, surrounded by stale pizza and neglected dreams, looking for angry meaning, any meaning, same hat wearing hipsters burning for shared and skeptical approval from the holographic projected dynamo in the technology of the era, who weak connections and recession wounded and directionless, sat up, micro-conversing in the supernatural darkness of Wi-Fi-enabled cafes, floating across the tops of cities, contemplating techno, who bared their brains to the black void of new media and the thought leaders and so called experts who passed through community colleges with radiant, prank playing eyes, hallucinating Seattle- and Tarantino-like settings among pop scholars of war and change, who dropped out in favor of following a creative muse, publishing zines and obscene artworks on the windows of the internet, who cowered in unshaven rooms, in ironic superman underwear burning their money in wastebaskets from the 1980s and listening to Nirvana through paper thin walls, who got busted in their grungy beards riding the Metro through Shinjuku station, who ate digital in painted hotels or drank Elmer's glue in secret alleyways, death or purgatoried their torsos with tattoos taking the place of dreams, that turned into nightmares, because there are no dreams in the New Immediacy, incomparably blind to reality, inventing the new reality, through hollow creations fed through illuminated screens. Screens of shuttering tag clouds and image thumbnails lightning in the mind surfing towards Boards of Canada and Guevara, illuminating all the frozen matrices of time between, megabyted solidities of borders and yesterday's backyard wiffleball dawns, downloaded drunkenness over rooftops, digital storefronts of flickering flash, a sun and moon of programming joyrides sending vibrations to mobile devices set on manner mode during twittering wintering dusks of Peduca, ashtray rantings and coffee stains that hid the mind, who bound themselves to wireless devices for an endless ride of opiated information from CNN.com and Google on sugary highs until the noise of modems and fax machines brought them down shuddering, with limited and vulgar verbiage to comment threads, battered bleak of shared brain devoid of brilliance in the drear light of a monitor, who sank all night in interface's light of Pabst floated out and sat through the stale sake afternoon in desolate pizza parlors, listening to the crack of doom on separate nuclear iPods, who texted continuously 140 characters at a time from park to pond to bar to MOMA to Brooklyn Bridge lost battalion of platonic laconic self proclaimed journalists committed to a revolution of information, jumping down the stoops off of R&B album covers out of the late 1980s, tweeting their screaming vomiting whispering facts and advices and anecdotes of lunchtime sandwiches and cat antics on couches with eyeballs following and shockwaves of analytics and of authority and finding your passion and other jargon, whole intellects underscored and wiped clean in the total recall 24/7 365 assault all under the gaze of once brilliant eyes.

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From: Matthew Kreiling <kreiling@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: this was my very next click....
To: Good Dude


holy holy holy holy

 
even a ginsberg knockoff sounds good - 
"who.." is like an invocation of  images and trains
 
original howl parts 1-3
 
footnote to howl
 

"What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagi- nation? 
Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unob tainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks! "
 
who stopped work to hit reply,
who stole music from an infinite supply,
....
What virus of light and wires slithered within and divided their attention and confused their directions and purpose?
 
Net! Persistent! Inexorable! Fractious! Ubiquitous! Trash and unobtainable dollars!
 

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